Every family has one. They put on National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation the second the turkey is cleared away, and they say every line just before the actors do. Getting them a gift is easy. Getting them one they'll actually wear to the family party takes a little more thought.
For the one who's basically Clark
- Honorary Griswold T-Shirt: they've earned the title.
- It's A Beaut Clark Tee: the line they say about every tree, every year.
- Looks Great Little Full Lotta Sap Tee: for the one who drags home a tree that's way too big.
- Fixed The Newel Post T-Shirt: for the DIY dad who "fixed" the railing with a chainsaw.
For the Cousin Eddie of the family
- Funny Graphic Tee: the most quoted line in the movie, on a tee.
- RV Camper Tee: the RV line, on a comfy shirt.
- Cousin Eddie Hose Tee: the hose and the bathrobe. Enough said.
For the deep-cut fans
- I Don't Know Margo Tee: for the friend who has no idea, and is proud of it.
- Funny Graphic Tee: Todd and Margo fans, this one's for you.
- Whatever, Russ: for the one who's seen it more times than they'll admit.
- Funny Christmas Tee: family-party approved. Mostly.
Want them warm for Clark's light show? Most designs also come as a hoodie or long sleeve. Look for the style options on each product page.
Quick answers
What is a good gift for a Christmas Vacation fan?
A tee or hoodie with a quote they already say every year, like "Shitter Was Full" or "It's A Beaut, Clark."
Do these come in hoodies?
Most Christmas Vacation designs come as a tee, a long sleeve and a hoodie.
Heads up: orders over $35 ship free. Ordering for Christmas? Get it in early so it arrives before the big day.
Wear the attitude.
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