Thanksgiving is about gratitude, family and answering the same three questions about your love life. Get dressed for it.
- Here For The Pie Not The Questions Tee: it says it so you don't have to.
- Don't Ask About My Love Life Pass The Wine Tee: deflect and refill.
- Gravy Is A Beverage Tee: we don't make the rules.
- Blood Is Thicker Than Gravy Barely Tee: family bonding, gravy edition.
- Food Coma In Progress Do Not Disturb Tee: post-dinner uniform.
- Stuffed & Socially Drained Tee: for the introverts at the table.
- Save the Neck for Me, Clark: Christmas Vacation fans, this one's for turkey day.
Hosting Friendsgiving? Pair a few of these for a group photo that beats the usual everyone-holding-a-fork shot.
Quick answers
When should I order a Thanksgiving shirt?
Order at least 10 days before Thanksgiving so it arrives in time for dinner.
What is a funny Thanksgiving shirt for women or men?
All of these tees are unisex. Here For The Pie Not The Questions is the most popular pick.
Heads up: orders over $35 ship free. Ordering for Christmas? Get it in early so it arrives before the big day.
Wear the attitude.
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